Psst...Nobody needs to know you are gay. Really.
JUNE 25th, 2012
Yes, the President had a lot to say about Gay Rights Acitivism at the White House recently. But you wonder, what if everyone behaved as Gay Rights Activists do?
A real test of the viability of a political view point in a society's minority is the following:
"What if everyone were doing it?"
We could wag a finger at Newton, the equal and opposite force thing, if you want to make thew discussion scientific. Nature abhors a vacuum - another befitting old saw. But the fact is, that by advocating Gayness from the White House bully pulpit, BHO is certainly inviting a straight backlash.
The President is advocating even more volume from a particularly LOUD cultural sector, a sector which is certainly more infamous than famous - can you say Caligula? John Wayne Gacy? Jerry Sandusky? Randy Kraft? When we parse the Gay agenda this way, the sympathetic scales might begin to fall away from our eyes.
Not to tar all gay people with that brush, and look, more homosexual people than not keep to themselves and have no desire to draw attention to themselves. We would be remiss not to mention poor suicide Tyler Clementi RIP, who was minding his own business being gay, but his "friends" Molly Wei and Avrun Ravi thought it a great idea to put his homo-ecounter on the internet.
But there is an intolerant, obtrusive class of homosexual person who must make a spectacle of who he is and of who they are, and who strive/s to convince others to be more like him/them, for company.
They believe, actually, that they can remake heterosexual society in a homosexual image - which is why they crash the marriage barricade.
So, indeed, what if everyone were doing as Gay Activists do? Does Gay Activism pass the shoe-on-the-other-foot test?
Why? Because intruding sex and sexuality into every conversation about oneself is not only highly self-indulgent and rude; it is ABUSIVE. Heterosexuals carrying on about how they achieve sexual gratification would be simply ridiculous, both socially, and in the political context.
You don't believe me? Let me give you a few ideas.
For instance, at work.
A nice-looking man walks over to a mixed gathering at the coffee lounge at work. "Hello there!" we chorus back. He sips his coffee, and says, "I really like to give oral sex," and dunks his hard roll into his light-and-sweet. "How about you ladies, hmm?" he says, with an open smile and bad teeth.
Level with me: Did you hear the police sirens when I did just now?
Or, better: There is a new political party forming. The MPP - Missionary Position Party.
Knock, knock, door opens...."Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Jones! I am with the Missionary Position Party. We are a traditional sex party and we want to lay it on the line for you if you have 15 minutes...."
Of course, that will most certainly give rise to the HOSP, or the Heterosexual Oral Sex Party. Can't you see the use of HOSPitality coming?
"We Heterosexual Oral Sex Partyers want to make it perfectly clear that Oral Sex is expressly between men and women. We are sick and tired of Gays mouthing off about this...."
This is rich with material, but why waste it all in one commentary?
Last, and not least, would be the caboose of the new Hetero-Parties: the Heterosexual Anal Penetration Party. They would certainly call themselves "HAPPy." Can you imagine a face-off rally at some San Francisco street corner, or some other Gomorrah? "Those freaks over there are GAY, but WE are HAPPy!" Or, "he might be HAPPy, but he is one pain in the butt to me!"
Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay. Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex. Dear God, cut it out!
Gay people, we don't really want to know THAT much about you! No offense. We are Americans, and discrimination is wrong, but please shut the hell up about your private desires.
Heterosexual people, we don't want to know that much about you,either(, unless, of course you were to whisper it in my ear...)
Having need to place one's innermost significance in a sexual context is pornographic, and unbalanced. Seriously, if you really can ONLY EVER think of yourself as an orgasm waiting to happen with a same-sex person, you need psychiatric help.
The White House, the market place, or the public square are NOT the place for baring of one's sexual proclivities loudly, demonstrably, and persistently.
But don't waste your breath trying to convince BHO or Gay Activists of our proofs here.
They are both far too self-absorbed to hear us. But we'll tell them all:
Pssst! Nobody needs to know you are gay. Really.